noun: tends destroy your belongings and/or come on your friends.. ; also tends to create words that make little to no sense
aww mann, the tarvis came on my friend again.
by dirkensmith johnson June 17, 2011
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Blacktop, assphalt, pavement, any kind of road with pavement
If it ain't dirt or gravel, it's da tarvy.
by Xsrv January 3, 2006
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n. One or more skanks in a group of bitches cockblocking your slut banging efforts.
s.) "Dude, you're never going to land your load on that slut's face tonight if you don't get that fat tarvis out of your way."

p.) The tarvis swarmed about her, a viscous horde silent in its vigilant watch. In its natural state the tarvis is a mere detestation, but once disturbed it rapidly blooms into an abomination that shits all over the party.

origin: "Cock-Blocking Tarvis!"
- Spray painted on a Boston area construction site.
by Serup Kremlin September 14, 2005
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Usually the coolest funniest most chill mf in the room. A great listener, incredibly strong and independent very hot and cold person basically has a 3rd leg and loads of stamina. Usually a fat guy with a small abundance of wealth and loves chicken any kinda way. Crazy asf tho
by Micheál Jordàn November 23, 2021
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The most coolest gangsterish thuggish hard-core loving caring Pimpin successful God from East Atlanta that you could possibly never meet this God is very stingy doesn’t like his time to be wasted and well set it off in this motherfucker
by Micheál Jordàn November 22, 2021
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