Tarpet

Carpet that is so stained, a thick layer of a black, shiny tar like substance remains on the surface
The carpet was so dirty there was a thick layer of sludge over it - more like 'tarpet' really.
by The Mels August 24, 2007
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Tarpeter

What Liza Tarbuck called a tarpaulin on S6E2 of Taskmaster UK after a compleat brain fart.
Go and grab me a Tarpeter to cover the grass.
by TM, TM, TMTMTMTMTM February 12, 2024
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