Tarpet

Carpet that is so stained, a thick layer of a black, shiny tar like substance remains on the surface

The carpet was so dirty there was a thick layer of sludge over it - more like 'tarpet' really.

by The Mels August 29, 2007

Tarpeter

What Liza Tarbuck called a tarpaulin on S6E2 of Taskmaster UK after a compleat brain fart.

Go and grab me a Tarpeter to cover the grass.

by TM, TM, TMTMTMTMTM February 12, 2024