the act of defocating onto someone, and then smearing it in. like hot rolled asphalt.
although elton liked a good tarmacking , he found it difficult to clean his congealed chest hair afterwards.
by Al567 December 23, 2005
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After enjoying a lady from behind, pull out, straddle her back and squeeze out a Morecombe steamer on her.
Bill had a good night with Judy last week, they both especially enjoyed the tarmacking Bill gave Judy.

After the tarmacking from Bob, Henrietta was distraught.
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To get absolutely shit-faced. Refers to the drunk/high person hitting the ground (tarmack) because they are so fucked up.
"Bruh, you got absolutely tarmacked last night" "Yea I don't remember shit"
by Tarmackedpig26 April 15, 2020
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Tarmacked is were a male and female take part in sexual intercourse and were the female is on top and sits on the males chest and shits on his chest and rubs up and down it.
"Oh god last night i got totally tarmacked. I was with this really hot chick and she was on top, the she sat on my chest and did a shit on it and starting rubbing up and down."
by Shut-It September 3, 2009
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to run someone over with your car
"John got sent down for tarmacking a copper"
by Emma-Leigh September 6, 2006
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