Tardzémon Share definition Flag 1) The game of pitting two Retards against each other, as if in a pokémon battle. Holy shit i can't believe i just beat your wheelchair tarzémon with my deaf-dumb-and-blind-with-no-arms tardzémon. Tardzémon by Hakim Sanchez February 5, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the Tardzémon mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch