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1: Wine sold in boxes to retards who think they are not alcoholics.

2: wine consumed in mass quantities as to render the recipient retarded.
At the party, Bob drank half the box of wine then relieved himself in the closet, ruining the party and several coats. " Bob! What the heck were you drinking!? Tardonnay?
by KennyRex January 26, 2011

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