tar pit

when your ass wont seem to come clean after a nasty poop.

brad: wtf took you so long?
eric: sorry was taking a shit and got stuck in a tar pit.

by shazbanaut June 29, 2010

Tar pit

Marinella's black pussy leftover pussy trimmings stuck under my nail after I'm done fingering her schmeg-infested crotch.

After finger banging her rotten crotch, it looked like I had dipped my hands in the Labrea Tar Pits. Nasty Bitch

by Butter n' Butter January 27, 2004

A pit full of tar that when a person or thing acts up, may end up at the bottom of the pit covered in very hot tar.

Billy: I hate you man!
Me: To the tar pit you go!
Billy: NOOOoooOooOO

by TarPitMaster November 27, 2019

When someone is rimming you and you fart on their tongue and/or in their mouth.

It was Kevin's ability to perfectly execute the LaBrea Tar Pits that guarenteed him a spot at the Best Buy tech bench.

by Justin Koehler January 19, 2005

Before anal sex a guy takes a dump in his girls crack and procedes to push his poop into her anus with his penis.

After a long night of drinking i talked my girlfriend into trying a "Bangkok Tar Pit"

by ballweg smash December 25, 2007

When your dick goes so far up her butt, it tickles the intestines and "tar" comes shooting out all over you.

John was slamming her with his Italian stallion, when he realized he woke the La Brea Tar Pit.

by Ethans5150 February 20, 2017