Tanked

As seen in the movie My Best Friends Girl. Taking a girl on a date and making a complete ass out of your self. This is either done to get a girl to hook up with thier ex again after said ex has promised to pay you for doing so or for your own sick pleasure

Guy #1: Dude I tanked that bitch she'll be crawling back to you in no time.
Guy #2: okay heres the money I owe you

by Z to teh A doc January 17, 2009

Tanked

Beaten in competition, won, victory

We tanked that marathon yesterday

I got tanked in a boxing match last week

by Kaiiaias January 9, 2014

Tanked

When you miss a jump or whipe out on something

Hey look at that kid, looks like he tanked that tabletop

by Robb May 25, 2003

Tanked

To do exceptionally well on something.

Dude I just tanked on the physics test

by Ruchodong June 3, 2018

Tanked

The opposite of being pantsed or shanked - instead of pulling one's pants down, it's when someone goes and either pulls up or rips one's shirt off.

I was minding my own business when some guy came up and tanked me!

by toee November 14, 2008

Tank Tank

-Something you scream every ten minutes in Grand Theft Auto Online
-Reference to a particular player, Firescorpion

TANK TANK!

by Jolernaught January 15, 2017

tanks but no tanks

saying, "no thanks" to a fat chick. Usually used when the opportunity for sex is at hand.

This fat girl named Betty wanted to go home with me for some late night action. My reply was "tanks but no tanks!"

by Donky Puncher August 23, 2005