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tambourine jesus 

always keep a tambourine handy boyo, you never know when you need one
I was talking to tambourine jesus yesterday hes really cool and has a tambourine.
tambourine jesus by GFMS_bnad June 29, 2020

tambourine 

A round jiggly part of a woman's body. Usually her ass or tits.
From Eve's song "Tambourine"
"Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and..."

"Get your tits on the dancefloor"
tambourine by Smarthotguy12345 August 14, 2007

tambourine man 

1. n. a drug peddler
2. n. your friendly neighborhood drug dealer
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
tambourine man by Jake and co July 23, 2005

grunge tambourine

A form of playing the tambourine, yet incorporating the ideals of grunge into your play style. Involves violently striking the tambourine on your body in beat of the music you are playing with.
guy 1:"dude, what are all those bruises from?"
guy 2:"i play grunge tambourine"

you know what really tumbles my tambourine 

same thing as you know what grinds my gears
you know what really tumbles my tambourine communism.
A vague generaization for a word that was formerly meant to be PG. Now it is used to defend D Bags (see DOUCHE) who want to hide behind thier beliefs, rather than live out those of Jesus. Term used to belittle those who are not stellar christians at a small "Decidedly Christian" College in the middle of NoWhere, Kansas(see "Hole in the Wall"). You get to pay 23,000+ USD a year to be belittle by your classmates (see DICKS).
When having a girl in the room, you are Taborific if and only if the following stipulations occur:
You have 4 feet on the Floor, and one in the door.
Taborific by Christopher Jenkins February 16, 2008