Talking Pineapple Share definition Flag A girl who has a large "poof" in their hair, and it makes their head look like a pineapple. For example: Snooki Snooki: You fuckin jerk off! Vinny: At least I'm not a talking pineapple! Talking Pineapple by SnookiSucks March 3, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Talking Pineapple mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch