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Taker Backer 

when a douche gives you something then takes it back.
ricky: hey edwardo. want this crayon?
edwardo: sure thanks buddy
-1 day later-
ricky: i want that crayon back edwardo.
edwardo: you are such a taker backer!
ricky: what did you say?
edwardo: taker backer!
ricky: thats it *pulls out a gun*
edwardo: hey man, calm down.
ricky: give me my crayon back you poop head!
edwardo: cmon man, i need it.
ricky: *cocks gun*
edwardo: fine here you go.
ricky: yay thanks
edwardo: no problem
ricky: so you wanna go to burger palace?
edwardo: sure. id love to.
ricky: okay lets go.
edwardo: alright let me get my coat on.
ricky: hey thats my coat.
edwardo: you gave it to me.
ricky: well i want it back.
edwardo: fuck you pasta sucker
edwardo and ricky pull out their guns and shoot everyone. the world dies. the end.

remember kids, being a taker backer is bad!
Taker Backer by taker backer July 5, 2008
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taker-backer 

A person who gifts something, then takes it back.
Now that we have the word "taker-backer" we don't have to sound like racists and use the phrase "Indian giver."
taker-backer by ilangdonm August 2, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
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Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004