When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh
Bruce: JENNA FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS JENNA FUCK OFF Jenna: WE CANT STOP JUST FUCKING HOLD IT
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'