Take a piss

To 'take a piss' means 'to urinate'.

Man, let's stop at that gas station. I've really got to take a piss.

by Felix Tue Visiyu August 25, 2006

Take a piss

When a person (or group of people) is pissed off and they need to “take a piss” to get it out of their system.

You were a dickhead and now your best friend Is mad at you..

“Larry, you dickhead!”

“Alright, Ron, take a piss and calm down”

Or

In a heated situation in which everyone is angry ...

“Everyone take a piss and let’s resolve this.”

by greenpoopyfrootloopy123 May 4, 2019

take the piss

to mock someone

"He's taking the piss out of you"

by Pete January 20, 2004

taking the piss

Making fun of something or someone

Hey, Jim, you're fat.
No, I'm not!
Naw, you're not really fat; I was just taking the piss.

by mapleLeaf October 21, 2003

take the piss

To rile, mock, or be a jerk to another person whether or not the person is joking or being serious.

I know what I am so don't take the piss.
Don't worry about him hes just taking the piss.

by nyqs81 September 21, 2005

taking the piss

1) to do/say something without intent

2) to do/say something for the hell of it

3) joking

Is Lola being serious or is she just taking the piss?

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Takes the piss

Makes fun of

Sarah always takes the piss because she reckons I have an accent but she doesn't.

by Patrick Albert May 29, 2004