Taintsville

A small Floridian town. "It 'taint Oviedo and it 'taint Chuluota."

She lives in the middle of Taintsville.

Taintsville by Trixie822 February 6, 2010

Titsville 

Unintentional misspelling of Titusville Florida on mail addresses , order and address forms and in newspapers. See Tightassville. Considered "naughty."

1. Phone Order clerk:" I want to confirm that address again. You want that delivered to 104 Oak Street in Titsville ( teheheh) Florida 32783? Right? (teheheh)
Female Customer: " (sigh)No, No..that's Titusville....
Phone Order clerk: "Oh..It looked like Titsville!"
Female Customer: "Gee I've never heard that before. Listen pervert, congratulations you said "tits" to a customer. Now can we finish order...do you want my credit card number or my bra size?"

Titsville by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

taintsicle

The act of going into cold weather wearing only jeans after sweating. The cold then freezes the sweat on your balls and ass, causing a mild flux in thermal temperature around your taint, instantly freezing your balls to your taint.

"Man Mike, we shouldn't have ran up those stairs! My balls are sweaty, and fuck dude, its cold outside, i might get a taintsicle if im not careful"

taintsicle by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007

paintsville 

a small shitty city located in eastern Kentucky comprised mostly of underage whores, crackheads, corrupt cops and shady city officials.Once thought to have been run by the mob.

man-"were can i find some good crack and cheap whores"
tourist center worker-"try paintsville"

paintsville by puppetteer December 9, 2008

Taintsicle

A TAINTSICLE is when you stick your icy cold big toe between someone's balls/vagina and thier asshole. You are giving them a taintsicle.

Mark is sleeping so peacefully. I should wake him with a quick taintsicle job.

Taintsicle by Taintsicler December 17, 2008

taintsicle

This word is largely undefinable, but here are possible usages for it...

1. An exclamation of good happenings. A celebratory word along the lines of "tight" or "fuck yeah"...

2. A declaration of crappy circumstances. A word used following a disappointing turn of events similar to "damn" or "this sucks"...

3. Icicles forming beneath the taint forming as the result of extreme cold.

"I hooked up with a hottie last night! Taintsicle yeah!"

"I hooked up with an ugly ho last night! Ah taintsicle!"

"It's so freaking cold out that GD taintsicles are forming beneath my taint!"

taintsicle by Joey Taintsalot December 12, 2009

Taintsicles 

When doing an outdoor activity during the winter months, the loins begin to sweat. The dynamic duo then creates a “taintsicle”.

Dude, we have practice outside today? I’ll get ready to pick my taintsicles.

Taintsicles by Koz Daddy October 18, 2020