to grope the wrong grl, mistaking her for your girlfriend
that asshole just tafted my girl!!
by L February 23, 2004
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Verb, one who is given an unfavorable promotion.
Uri: Did you get that promotion to marketing you were banking on?
Golgi: No, I totally got tafted. They sent me to R and D instead.
by Holy Moses Roller Brigade March 14, 2008
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time For A Tug
Guy 1: hey hows it goin?
Guy 2: TAFT!
by total slawter January 6, 2010
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when you accidentally leave someone out or forget about them. the act of tafting is never intentional.
tim: where'e mark?
bryan: oh no! we just tafted him.
tim: i feel horrible, kinda.
by hey bep November 20, 2009
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1. Very large in size, girth, etc. 2. So-so; mediocre. 3. Awesome, bodacious, totally cool.
1. Woah, did you see that whale? That was like, Taft big!
2. That test was good, but not too good, it was Taft good.
3. That rollercoaster was totally Taft!
by CJU July 11, 2007
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TAFT means Tellum Any Fucking thing and is generally attributed to sales. A car salesman will boast over drinks with cohorts : 'i use the TAFT program to move inventory. Tellum any ficking thing ' which means they will let the customer believe whatever he or she
Needs to.
I e alerted my associates that you can qualify to the TAFT VIP treatment, Mr. Jack
by Roughbeast September 6, 2018
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To be "Tafted" is to screw someone else in an extreme fashion, as if you have forcibly lodged them in a bathtub. Also implies that you are too obese to fit into a standard-sized bathtub

Refers to William Howard Taft, 27th President of the US who got stuck in the White House bathtub due to his extreme weight (>330 lbs, largest of any president).
"Fred was supposed to give me the presentation on Monday but didn't even show up for work. He totally Tafted me. I hate that guy."
by thaoneAP April 6, 2009
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