The unofficial food chain for potheads.
stoner1: Dude, have you noticed that no one has defined Taco Bell as the unofficial food chain for potheads yet?
stoner2: Yeah, WTF? You'd think it would be, since Urban Dictionary
is the unofficial dictionary of potheads.
stoner1:God, I love Taco Bell.
stoner2:God, I love Urban Dictionary.
stoner1: Dude, let's get really high, make a run for the boarder, then go on Urban Dictionary and define Taco Bell as the unofficial food chain for potheads!!!!
stoner2: We just did that, dude.
stoner1: Ooooh Yeeaaahh.....dude, I'm so fucking high.
stoner2:....... Dude, I gotta take a shit real bad.
Without this place, us drunks would starve to death at 2 AM in the morning.
After drinking a whole case of beer I decided to curve my hunger at Taco Bell
Oh my God, I just ate a grilled STUFT burrito, now I'm pissing liquid uranium out my asshole and melting the porcelain of my toilet. HELP!
What to eat if you want to turn your ass into Mount St.Helens. Why mount St.Helens you ask? Because it turns your shit into liquid explosive that blasts out your asshole at such high speeds it will take out anything in its path. It has been said that taco bell shits can literally blow the toilet right out from under you. The feeling that results from this shit volcano is a burning asshole that feels like it has been ripped apart.
The following steps are what lead to the explosion.
1.Go to Taco Bell and order a grilled stuffed burrito.
2.Leave Taco Bell full and feeling rather shitty.
3.Get home and start to feeling the rumbling stomach the represents the earthquake before the volcano.
4.Run to the bathroom desperately clinching you buttcheeks together.
5.Get to toilet sit down.
6.EXPLODE SHIT all over your toilet bowl, ass cheeks, and nut sack.
7.Wipe your ass extra well, and possibly follow with a shower.
I ate Taco Bell, and an hour later my ass erupted into a violent explosion splattering shit in every direction onto my toilet bowl.
a fast food chain with mexican food instead of burgers and fries. ive never gotten the shits there, only really good food.
try the steak grilled stuft burrito.
The restaurant that gave me a 20-foot long tapeworm that refused to be surgically extracted from my intestine.
I should have microwaved my Taco Bell food before I ate it.
Taco Bell is a fine purveyor of authentic, Mexican food
. By understanding the menu you can speak to any person in Mexico. For example, "Yo queiro gordita
s" will not only land you great eats but also the company of short, chubby girls that smell of fried ice cream
"Man, I cannot believe the Mexican food in Mexico is so bad, I wish there was a Taco Bell to keep it real."
"I would like a Meximelt, STUFT gordita and a change of underwear, please."