When a male slides his genitalia across a woman's upper lip, leaving a perfect shape of semen resembling a moustache. This sex act is named after its creator K-MOOSE.
"Yo man, that girl straight up got a MOOOSE-TACHE mang!" "He busted a MO)OSE-TACHE on that freak homie!" "On the real, she loved it when I gave her a MOOOSE-TACHE!"
by KMOS September 29, 2008
by Phil Szczoczarz January 10, 2008
After the male has expelled the majority of his semen in what ever manner he deems fit the remaining load is squeezed out along the top lip of the recipient, giving them a creamy mustache like that of a snowman.
Inspired by milk promoting posters typically found on the sides of buses and starring Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley)
Inspired by milk promoting posters typically found on the sides of buses and starring Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley)
"Gave the wife a right snowman's 'tache last night, she looked like she'd been guzzling a pint of milk!"
by Lazarou Monkey Terror January 30, 2012
by mostexellent April 5, 2008
When you stick a finger up your ass,then wipe it under an unsuspecting persons nose (along the upper lip perhaps).
Tache from moustache, pappy from I dont know
Tache from moustache, pappy from I dont know
by samothec August 5, 2007
A half-shaven pussy with funny tendrils of hair extending along the leg creases. It looks like a vagina moustache.
by Liz Gums January 27, 2009