Noun- A Female who one meets at a party (drunk of course) and is to ugly to bring back to sex in the bed, therefore something like a table or car will do.
Examples
Drunken College Male 1- Dude do you think that girl is hot enough to take home?
Drunken College Male 2- Nah dude, just a "TableFuck"
Drunken College Male 1- Dude do you think that girl is hot enough to take home?
Drunken College Male 2- Nah dude, just a "TableFuck"
by King of illy December 11, 2009
somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too
by dirtbag airman May 8, 2008
somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too
by dirtbag airman May 8, 2008
In military basic training, when someone who sat down after you gets up before you, causing you drill sergeant/drill instructor/training instructor to yell at you to get out of the chow hall.
by ViviWannabe December 5, 2009