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1.
somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too
trainee martinez is a tablefucker... he just got up and tablefucked 3 tables
by dirtbag airman May 07, 2008
 
2.
somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too
trainee martinez is a tablefucker... he just got up and tablefucked 3 tables
by dirtbag airman May 07, 2008
 
3.
a person who does something that is unforgivable and really jerk-like.
He cheated on you? What a table fucker
by beautifulstranger January 13, 2006