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Tabel shit by ALMFFE April 26, 2010
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dog shit on the table
When some vile aspect of politics is finally right there in front of you affecting the way you must eat and live.
No question about it, now that there’s steaming dog shit on the table, we’re gonna have to do something about it.
dog shit on the table by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019
shit on the coffee table
To make yourself at home.
shit on the coffee table by Big Fish Tony January 2, 2012
Japanese Glass Shitting Table
A glass table that has dips in it for butt cheeks and one person sits on the table and defecates, while another lies underneath and looks up at the person shitting
Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!
Japanese Glass Shitting Table by Shake it like a JO LO February 6, 2009
*shits on the table*
(exp.) Something do say when you ask to go to the bathroom and asks if you are functionally able to use the restroom
Fucking johnny: "Yo Mrs. Dinkledick! Can i use the restroom?
Dinklecunt: "Idk can you????"
Johnny: *shits on the table*
Dinklecunt: "Idk can you????"
Johnny: *shits on the table*
*shits on the table* by h boy123 May 30, 2018
shitting table
A transparent glass table mainly used in the sexual practice of the glass bottom boat, wherein one partner gets under the table and lies on his back to look up through the glass, while the other partner squats over the table and the face of his/her companion and shits onto the glass table, and the first partner gets a bird's eye view of all the activity around the brown eye.
shitting table by chrisjt86 January 18, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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