TWMTS 

THAT'S WHAT MT SAID

I'm dripping.
TWMTS!

Can I dp for you?
TWMTS!

I'd like to spank that snootch.
TWMTS! no...

I'm coming.
TWMTS

I think it's too tight.
TWMTS/TWDSS

Hold it steadier!
TWMTS

What was that??
TWMTS

Oil it up.
TWMTS

I'm not afraid of the dark.
NIGHT TERRORS!!!! TWMTS!

Plug it in.
TWMTS

Insert it here!
TWMLS

It's so long! TWO MILES LONG!
TWMTS!

TWMTS by twmts July 7, 2010

twatsiole 

1. a term of endearment for your non-Italian daughter in law
2. a dumb bitch

That twatsiole Karen wannabe is holding up the line at Costco!

twatsiole by MFGJokers June 24, 2020

The Bleeding Twats 

One of North Carolina's best punk bands. Formed in 2008 and beginning with only two members, the band has become a common name in the underground punk scene. Picking up a bass player in 2010 as well as many new songs, they're gaining in popularity. Even opening for people such as CJ Ramone.

Did you catch The Bleeding Twats last night, They fucked my life up!

The Bleeding Twats by Murderjunkie88 July 31, 2011

Twitsciples 

A collective name of diligent and eager followers in the Twitter universe.

Damn, Dan just opened his Twitter account two days ago and he already has over 1000 Twitsciples!

Twitsciples by SmooveO March 14, 2009

Bucket of hog twats 

A bucket that is filled with useless sex organs but yet
it is still more useful than you

You're more useless than a bucket of hog twats bob!

Bucket of hog twats by Audir8 June 11, 2021

twatsicle 

Another name for a penis.
Featured in Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo.

"Are you gonna show her your twatsicle??"

twatsicle by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005

Twatsocket 

A real bitch or an asshole.

"That filthy whore is a twatsocket!"
"He is such a twatsocket, I hope he rots."

Twatsocket by zoetta1980 September 11, 2012