Twatsmith

A person who refurbishes and/or mends broken or undesirable pussy.

After the bachelorette party, my pussy was so chipped up from all the hog, I had to see a Twatsmith prior to the honeymoon.

My beefsheets were so big I just had to see a Twatsmith to get a labia reduction.

Her pussy smelled so bad she had to see a Twatsmith.

My over sized clitoris looked so much like a small penis, I had to see a Twatsmith to have it scaled down.

Twatsmith by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011

Twatsmith

A person who regularly hammers good/great pussy.

1) Hugh Hefner is a master Twatsmith.

2) That douche bag always seems to get great pussy. He must be some kind of Twatsmith.

Twatsmith by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011

twigsmith 

One with little to no integrity; one who is known to fabricate excuses; someone full of shit

Kid A: Man that Matt kid is such a spineless worm.
Kid B: Right? What a fucking twigsmith!
Kid A: Yeah, lets fuck that dwarf tosser up

twigsmith by trotscrot July 1, 2008

Twatshit

Anything on a twat(pussy) that should not be there.

Go to the bathroom and clean that twatshit off. Then I'll fuck you.

Twatshit by adcadc April 22, 2008

thasmitha 

Its usually a girl name. She has high standards and doesn't fall in love quickly. She loves to listen rather than talking. She spends most of her day in phone and she is a little introvert. She likes to hangout w her friends. She cares for her family and friends. She likes to study but cant put any effort to it. She loves to eat but doesn't likes to drink water!

Here goes thasmitha!!

thasmitha by Notyourbishh November 23, 2021

Twatshit

A word used to offend someone.

"Oi twatshit"!
"That guy is such a twatshit".

Twatshit by Kendallsurprise September 28, 2008

tearsmith 

The person you love so much that looking at them makes you tear up.

Kid, you're my only Tearsmith.

tearsmith by Jojosnotfault April 10, 2024