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15.
TV
Time Vortex - so called because the TV sucks one's time away.
We all sat down in front of the TV and one could almost feel a breeze as time sped by.
by Adel7 January 08, 2008
 
16.
TV
The worst way of using best technologies.
I've got 110 channels on my tv and there's nothing to watch.
by flatroze September 26, 2010
 
17.
TV
who the fuck said that money was the root of all evil it clearly is NOT, TV is the root of all evil. well known fact.
that fooking tv caused me a divorce cos my husband kept yelling shudup even when crap came on it!
by TV sucks February 19, 2005
 
18.
Tv
The root of all evil, just like Oprah, but in a smaller size.
Let's go watch tv.
Okay but not Oprah!!!
Okay let's watch Ellen.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..!!!!!!!!!
by BobTheGuyFromMoon March 27, 2007
 
19.
tv
Transvestite. Some escort services list them as TVTS or 'Transvestite/Transexual'
See www.eros.com for examples. NASTY NASTY NASTY. That's just wrong.
by EB January 28, 2005
 
20.
The secretive way of saying "tuna vagina" when you really don't want anyone else to know what you're talking about.
Connor: Hey, where's your mother?
Lisa: She must be hiding in someone's T.V.
Connor: Oh, ok.
Lisa: Yeah she's sniffing a B.B.!!!
by Conn!e Benson August 02, 2010
 
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TV
What idiots watch if they have nothing better to do, or just don't care and are lazy. Commonly known for having nothing interesting on. If you want good viewing, go on YouTube or something. Just don't get your brains sucked out by this garbage.
Guy 1: Hey, we're gonna go to an awesome party tonight. You in?

Guy 2: Nah, I'm watching TV.

Guy 1: Fine then, whatever.

-LATER-

Guy 2: Durrrr.... durrrr... durrr.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
by Ghizza Gazza August 14, 2008