If you were to TSA somebody, than you would grope the person in many places and take nude photos of him or her, even if the person didn't want you to. Oh, and the best part is you can't go to jail for it.
Man: "Hello woman, I'm about to TSA you."

Woman: "That's a violation of my rights!"

Man: "I am above the law and your rights."
by X5R November 22, 2010
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