towed

When you are so beyond smashed and wrecked that another term has to step in to describe your ultimate level of inebriation.

Dude, why did you piss all over my bathroom walls? Are you that wrecked?

I'm towed. You slice of shit.

by A-roo February 5, 2007

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a towe

A person who name drops on famous people

"I know Big Name Celebrity"

"You're a towe!"

by m0nyagi February 23, 2009

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towing

when your flexsable and u bend your toe to your ass hole and jame your toe deep in your ass

i love towing

by bald&proud March 24, 2004

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towed

A slang phrase used when someone insults someone else, or says a comeback to them.

Yo' mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. You just got towed!

by Terribilis Persona April 19, 2012

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towe

A teacher or other authority figure who is listening in on your conversation that you REALLY don't want there, so to warn your posse, you say: "Uh guys, towe!"

Person One- Omfg, did you hear that Veronica got knocked up?!?
Person Two- Oh shnap! Towe! Towe! TOWE!

Person One- And then I smoked soo muu-
Person Two- Soo there are lots of towes around today :coughs:

by Blake, Hannah, Emily, and Michelle April 29, 2006

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