TMP

Text my phone

1. tmp for the info

by panda_smile March 30, 2015

tmp

Text my phone.

tell jay to tmp , i was waiting for a text back.

by roach man October 2, 2020

TMP

Acronym for "too much pressure".
Could also be used in the context of something being too much effort, and you can't be bothered.

Created by Rosie Lord and not George Shiel

I'm not going tonight its just tmp right now

by qwertyuioPasdfghjkLzxcvbnmz January 27, 2011

tmp

Steyr Tactical Machine Pistol. One of the best submachine guns in Counter-Strike. Too many underestimate it though, which is sad, becuase thanks to it's rate of fire, it's very easy to get headshots with it.

*** TMPM45742k4 killed -={fj33r}=-.v1p0r.(nosound).mp3 with a headshot from tmp ***
*** TMPM45742k4 killed ==r00l0rz==m0nk3ysh1t with a headshot from tmp ***
*** TMPM45742k4 killed |x0rz|1337|)00|).0wN4g3^ with a headshot from tmp ***

-={fj33r}=-.v1p0r.(nosound).mp3: OMFG
==r00l0rz==m0nk3ysh1t: what a lucky n00b
|x0rz|1337|)00|).0wN4g3: are you g*y?
TMPM45742k4: STFU tmp 0wnz0rz j00 @$5

by chs February 19, 2004

TMP

1.Can be summed up in 2 words: Ownage Machine
2.Gun that noobs think is weak

1.P1:I weild the ownage machin!
P2:Oh you mean the TMP?
2.Omfg wtf h4x wtf he kild me w/ teh tmp wtf wat a h4x0r tmp si teh suk!

by Cheshire July 30, 2003

tmp

A very underrated weapon in Counter-Strike. It is best used at close range, and for clearing out rooms. Because of the recoil and fast rate of fire, the bullets will recoil just enough to hit them in the head.

TMP is rumored to stand for Too Much Pwnage.

by PeaTearGriffin March 14, 2006

Tmp

((Tickle my pussy))

Person 1. Hey what's your anituls

Person2. Tmp
Person 1. Haha tickle my pussy

by Ccccccc November 21, 2014