Commonly acknowledged as the hottest phase that former One Direction member Harry Styles has been through, during the Take Me Home Tour, circa 2013. Back then he was a whole full-course meal, a bastion of
testosterone-fueled masculinity, a tanned-skin-colgate-smiled- long-slicked-back-hair- huge- tattooed- biceps -cocky -ass- smirking-looking- boy.
In other words, a true blessing for the whole human race, a gift carved by the Sex God himself.
testosterone-fueled masculinity, a tanned-skin-colgate-smiled- long-slicked-back-hair- huge- tattooed- biceps -cocky -ass- smirking-looking- boy.
In other words, a true blessing for the whole human race, a gift carved by the Sex God himself.
A: Bro what the fuck I just had a wet dream about TMH Harry
B: ... Bro. I can't blame you. That dude was hot af back then.
A: K but .. No homo bro
B: Yeah homo bro, 10/10 would bang
B: ... Bro. I can't blame you. That dude was hot af back then.
A: K but .. No homo bro
B: Yeah homo bro, 10/10 would bang
by justarandomnastygalormaybeboi July 20, 2018
Commonly acknowledged as the hottest phase of former One Direction member Harry Styles, during their Take Me Home tour circa 2013. Back then he was a full-course meal, a true blessing for the human race, a gift carved by the Sex God himself, a bastion of testosterone-fueled masculinity, a tanned-skin-huge-tattooed-biceps-colgate-white-smirk-long-slicked-back-curly-hair-lowkey-stripper-cocky-ass-looking-boy.
A: Bro wtf I just had a wet dream about TMH Harry.
B: I think it's because ur girlfriend won't stop talking about how hot af he was
A: Yeah that dude has 100% chance of stealing my girl
B: Not only your girl bro
A: Dafuq you mean bro
B: He might as well steal our anal virginity bro
A: K but ... No homo bro
B: Yeah homo bro. 10/10 would bang
B: I think it's because ur girlfriend won't stop talking about how hot af he was
A: Yeah that dude has 100% chance of stealing my girl
B: Not only your girl bro
A: Dafuq you mean bro
B: He might as well steal our anal virginity bro
A: K but ... No homo bro
B: Yeah homo bro. 10/10 would bang
by justarandomnastygalormaybeboi July 20, 2018