TLP

The Last Pures, the greatest RuneScape clan to ever grace the game. Full of pures with godlike stats and insane amounts of cash money piles. Also known as The Largest Penises, Oprah Winfrey once described them on his/her show as "a group that does not forgive, that does not forget, they have over 9000 penises, and they're all raping children." Surprisingly there is only 150 members in The Last Pures meaning each member has 60 penises.

Ex. 1:
Mayhem Makers Leader: "TLP just asked us for a run in, what do you guys think?"
Mayhem Makers: "HOLY SHITCOCK NO ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?"

*throws down teletabs simultaneously*

Ex. 2:
Addy is our daddy.

by THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBEST October 17, 2009

TLP

Taiwanese Little Pants. Pertaining to an asian male of Taiwanese descent whose pantalooms are extremely overlysized for his small package.

Damn Brian is a total TLP.

by redman2011 April 29, 2011

TLP

Acronym for Tiny Lady Penis.

You should probably wear underwear or you might accidently show your TLP to a crowd of people when you get off a scooter.

by Highlander22 January 23, 2010

TLP

A tiny little penis.

I would have screwed that guy but he had a TLP!

by Sayrah December 30, 2006

tlp

tight little pussy; a pussy so tight that when u finally do get ur dick in, it fits like a glove

"Damn i'd like to slide my dick into mike's sister's tlp," moaned Dan.

by dan durso July 5, 2006

Tlp Package

You have a guy a "wanna be country guy" who drive his daddy's truck that knows nothing about it and agrees with you about everything you say. These are usually lifted, leather seats, sun roof to these guys think they are everything in a bag of chips but really they are not. Tlp package means (Tiny little pecker)

Hey man I like your truck
"Oh thanks I don't know much about it."
Wait is this your truck?

"Nah this is my dad's."
Dude this guy is the totally the tlp package.

by Kinglarsen84 October 5, 2019