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Target Joke Demographic. Use instead of ethnic or moronic references. It's totally PC
That doesn't even qualify as a joke. Use TJD if you wanna say that shit. Blonds are people too.
TJD by kneelund July 15, 2010
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It is slang for "Total Jewish Death" used by nice people all over the world.
It can also be used to mean "Totally Jazzing Day", meaning a day filled with excitement and happiness, hence the word "jazzing".
Joseph Goebbels: These jews stole my entire life savings!
Adolf: TJD!
TJD by Somesnacks. May 19, 2024
It stands for "Total Jewish Death". It is a popular dog whistle used by neo-nazis and anti-semites to advocate for the killing of all jews. So my friends, TJD!
Joseph Goebbels: These jews stole all of my life savings and desecrated our beloved country!
Adolf: TJD!
TJD by Somesnacks. May 19, 2024
Ginger gaming guy named Tom that uploads a lot of Fifa videos on YouTube. Lover of cover up songs, Ellie Goulding, Tori Kelly and Arsenal FC
TJDFIFA has many subscribers on YouTube.

Usually at the end of memes 'TJDFIFA'
TJDFIFA by Kahhmezzy March 29, 2013
My friend tried to seal the deal with this girl but got TJ'd
TJ'd by Raaavvvveeen April 8, 2016
Have few friends yet still get ridiculous amounts of poon even if it only from BBW's
Dude heather just got TJ'D
TJ'D by Theodere Jackson April 18, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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