tit stick

A woman who offers little else upon first glance than a nice pair of tits and a slim body. The woman usually appears a bit ditzy, superficial, or generally uninteresting except in the physical dimensions.

Eye candy for breast-focused men.

"Hey, let's get out of here. All I see are a bunch of tit sticks with their gin and tonics. I'm looking for women of substance."

by Richard McCallister March 18, 2006

Tit Sticks

verb- to blunder/stumble over ones words

that girls hawsht
TIT STICKS!!!!
i mean hot as shit

by sexyDORKS July 2, 2010

brown tit stick

After giving anal and the girl shits on your dick and you start to fuck her titties

I saw a video of a guy who gave a girl a brown tit stick.

by EKBOSS12 April 13, 2016

Tits on Sticks

What a skinny girl is called with big implants.

Marie's nickname is tits on sticks

by Mareelevee December 1, 2008

Tits on a stick

A very thin woman with huge breasts.

Beth was so this she looked like tits on a stick.

by Leon February 27, 2003

Sticks & Tits

The evening activity game of Sticks and Stones played only in the nude with the exception of sports bras and jock straps.

"Sandy I really like your sports bra"
"Thanks! I bought it especially for playing Sticks & Tits tonight".

"When JC slid into the safe zone, he lost his jock strap and Katy, thinking it was an object for retrieval, sprinted back to her team's side and the pennies won the game of Sticks & Tits"

by Horn Dogs June 22, 2009

Tits on a stick

something which is just perfect, used to describe a particularly good event or thing, similar to describing something as the dog's bollox

Sé won $50 on the lotto and said, well that's just tits on a stick

by Sé January 13, 2004