The humanitarian alternative to killing baby Hitler and other evil babies throughout time and space. Instead of erasing these evil figures such as Stalin, Attila the Hun, and Ranavalona the First, the Evil Baby Orphanage takes these babies and raises them to become awesome Nerdfighters.
Average guy: Dude, if we could time travel, we should totally kill baby Hitler.
Nerdfighter: No! We should put him in the Evil Baby Orphanage!
Nerdfighter: No! We should put him in the Evil Baby Orphanage!
by epic nerdfighter May 20, 2011
AKA foo-foo sock. Distiguished by its crinkled stuck-together fabric texture and usually found under the beds of adolescent males, it is the sock, or other fabric used by men to deposit the fruits of their masturbating escapades.
Johnny was horrified to walk in his room and find his knuckle children orphanage perched neatly on his pillow by his mother's cleaning efforts earlier that day. Unfortunately this was also the day that Sallie finally agreed to come home to his room after school.
by Frank C Sanchez Hungwell September 17, 2006
An orphanage for freeee.
Most likely for unwanted children whose family is in great dept.
when kids misbehave they get punished.
No children ever escape.
Most likely for unwanted children whose family is in great dept.
when kids misbehave they get punished.
No children ever escape.
Give Jennifer your children for freeee.
If you bring your children to St. Jennifer’s Orphanage, they’ll be the happiest they’ve ever been!
If you bring your children to St. Jennifer’s Orphanage, they’ll be the happiest they’ve ever been!
by YOUR QUEEN LORD AND SAVIOR March 19, 2021
Ewwww!!!! Honey this is the ugliest baby you've ever pushed out of your Ham Wallet.
It's okay. Well take him to the New York Orphanage.
It's okay. Well take him to the New York Orphanage.
by William Hamwallet June 17, 2009
The act where kissing burns 2 calories a minute, so a man will cum on a girls lips and they will kiss, burning the orphanage
by Shuu_27 February 19, 2021
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by wafflespot December 23, 2020