Techbro, but worse. The techoid is often found coding, or thinking about retiring early. The techoid finds no interest in interacting with humanity at large, often confining themselves in very shiny gold handcuffs. Generally wealthy, but also skimpy. Airpods Pro, Allbirds and Patagonia vests are part of their general attire.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).