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TDG
Total Damn Guy: When a person reaches the extent of damnation, he gains the status of Total Damn Guy. It is the extreme form of "Damn Guy". Damnation beyond total damn guy is not recommended, though in rare cases, individuals may reach "Consistently Total Damn Guy" status (CTDG). This applies only to individuals who have a high damnation level average over an extended period of time.
"Joe didn't come over last night, damn guy"

"Bob stole my PS3, what a TDG!"

"Jim's been annoying me over the past year! He's such a CTDG!"
by ennn December 26, 2006
 
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TDG
The only known identity of one of the key players in the Mendozian Cartel. Operating under Daniel Mendoza in Red Hook, TDG is famous for his girth and laziness. Also known as T-Swag, everyone who meets him are known as T-Switnesses.
"I just got some male prostitutes from TDG ! I am now a T-Switness!"
by bobsatonme December 20, 2013
 
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TDG
Too Damn Good.
Man, that was amazing. Just TDG.

Oh my God! That was TDG!
by Bobo June 10, 2003
 
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TDG
That Damn Good!

Something that is really enjoyed, a food in particular.
jacob: hey levi, i heard you got subway today!

levi: Yes, I had the meatball marinara. It was TDG
by ♣ACES HIGH♣ June 15, 2009
 
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TDG
kids with lives, that care about one thing.....VIDEO GAMES. they are nerdy, arrogant, and think they are athletic. their trademark...kid cudi specs, which emphasizes the nerdy part. on weekends you might catch them trying to find glitches in the latest x box 360 games or lubing eachothers butthole (see anal astronaut). Its really sad. only if they were more like their brotherhood idols....
a video game group, TDG will accept u in the group if u are: good at x box, fat, friendless, or not athletic.
by brohood4life November 27, 2009