I'm actually your waiter, not waitress. And name isn't sweety, I go by Mayo. Anyways folks, the TBJ is our gem of authenticity. Imagine, you wake up one day, and when you awake at this specific particular instance you now control inspiration. What do you do with this power? You order yourself the market select, bohemian gourmet, TBJ. Our board of directors certified Artisans specialty. Or perhaps the BLT, the BLTA, or the Bacon Linguisa Mushroom.
by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020
Mike: "How did your date go last night?"
Jon: "Shes a keeper. I got a TBJ."
Mike: "Definitely a keeper."
Jon: "Shes a keeper. I got a TBJ."
Mike: "Definitely a keeper."
by andrei3500 April 6, 2011
by insane gone ape September 13, 2010
1. Yo! Andrew be gettin' TBJS from Margarita, Pedra, and Susie.
2. I'm so stressed out, I would kill for some TBJS.
2. I'm so stressed out, I would kill for some TBJS.
by iamfreakingawesome1234 November 22, 2012
a TBJ or "tobasco blowjob" is preformed when one party ingests tobasco or food sprinkled with tobasco before give the other party a blowjob. This results in fiery explosion from the other party. The penis may burn a little after, but the experience is well worth it.
Josh: So guys, what you do last night?
Glenn: I gave Jacob a TBJ "tobasco blowjob" last night, tasted great!
Josh: Was it painful Jacob?
Jacob: A little, but the look on Glenn's face after was well worth it.
Glenn: I gave Jacob a TBJ "tobasco blowjob" last night, tasted great!
Josh: Was it painful Jacob?
Jacob: A little, but the look on Glenn's face after was well worth it.
by LoveInThePentHouseCar February 7, 2010