A joke within the Runescape community for when someone gets lucky with a high value drop or stake (gamble). "Share, I tb'ed" means "Share the loot, the Teleport blocked the victim." The term used to refer to player-killing teams, who normally would have a specific person to teleport block the victim, preventing them from escaping. The teleport blocker would receive a portion of the profits for doing this, and the term came from this. Now, it's used as a joke when players recieve high level drops or items, such as a Draconic Visage or godsword hilt.
Player 1: "OMFG I justgot an Armadyl Hilt guys!!"
Player 2: "Share I tbed."
Player 1: "lol"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!