An abbreviation for towel job, which is a sexual act where you stimulate your partner's penis through the use of a towel.
Baby, can you spice up a hand job tonight by giving me a t.j.?
by Beaverhousen May 11, 2008
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an asshole who will use you and not give a fuck about it. he will make you feel so special and like you are going to date. he just does this to get in your pants cause that's all he wants is sex. he uses all the girls in his life that don't see this coming. they all think that he is their's then he uses them and fucks another girl in the same week as you. he does not care about girls feelings after he gets in her pants. he puts up the front that he cares about everything and once he gets in he stops caring. he will never text you again first. you will forever have to be the one that texts him and he will not care he already has more girls all lined up and ready to go.
girl 1: i got used by him
girl 2: he is such a t.j.
by :)cupcakes November 17, 2012
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T.J. (Turd Jacket)

When you have anal sex and remove your penis and it has a coating of fecal matter all the way up to the brim of the head of the penis where the sphincter then scrapes the head clean, thereby leaving a sheath of shit around the shaft. This is known as a turd jacket.

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" I had anal sex with my girl when she was hella drunk, and the bitch gave me a T.J."
by Eyekilmee June 14, 2020
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A workplace that sucks the soul from the body and drains all that is joyful from it until all that's left is desolation.
"I just got out of work at T.J. Maxx and I think I'm gonna go jump off a bridge."
by Rhapsodi July 10, 2008
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Trent Jordan Watt. Outside Linebacker for the Pittsburgh Steelers. FRICKING BEAST!!!! Great pass rusher. Went to college at the University of Wisconsin-Madison. He's 6'4" and 251 lbs. Ran a 4.69 40 dash. Benched 225 lbs 21 times. 37" Vertical. As of 2022 has 72 sacks, 4 interceptions, 294 combined tackles, 78 assisted tackles, 21 career forced fumbles, and a defensive touchdown. All in 72 games. He was born on October 11, 1994. He has two brothers in the NFL, J.J.(DE, Cardinals) and Derek(FB/ST, Steelers.)
I'm a Bengals fan, but T.J. Watt is a fricking beast!!!!
by KaosK.J.Tuck February 21, 2022
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The hardest name in the NFL to spell and pronouce.
T.J. Houshmandzadeh is a great receiver, but don't ask me how to spell his name.
by gofishgo December 16, 2006
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The greatest man to ever work at McDonald's in Bay Shore, New York, which resides on Long Island. There is a plaque hanging over the fryer in his honor.
"Now that T.J. Davis is gone, who will clean up the bathroom when someone shits on the floor?"
by Mikhail Vannilla August 26, 2009
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