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When you get so drunk that you become retarded and you tuck you elbows into your side and still try to use you hands, but they are short and useless, just like a T-Rex. This state of drunkeness my also be accompanied by slurred yelling that sounds like a roar. Getting this drunk usually involves blacking out and falling down.
Keven got so drunk last night he started T-Rexing.
by FreqHopMaster March 11, 2009
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A condition that is caused by heavily drinking alcohol.

Symptoms:
-Your arms curl up as your fingers point outwards as if you were a retarded T-Rex dinosaur.
- Staring off into oblivion
- unable to speak a clear modern language

This condition was made famous by a man named Pat Brister from the small mountain town of Granite Falls, Washington.
"Pat has had too much to drink tonight, he's already T-Rexing!"
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Laying in bed sunday morning with your computer on your stomach while short arming the key board watching your fantasy football updates
I was t-rexing all sunday morning and never got out of bed.
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The art of abruptly discontinuing contact with and ignoring all forms of communication and advances by an over zealous male persuer. It's origins come from the feature film Jurassic Park (c. 1993); "Don't move. He can't see you if you don't move."
I went out with Nick a couple times, but now I'm T-Rexing cause he's kind of a loser.
by Raptoress December 07, 2009
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When your standing around with either one or both elbows tucked into your side, arms straight, wrist and fingers curled down to the floor.
Lily was standing in the kitchen talking to her mother, unaware that she was T-Rexing with both arms.
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The difficult act of preparing to root a kinky-type female with a bung eye. It involves retraining her arms so that her hands are only usable at shoulder level. You must then get her ready for action, switch off the light and jump into her blind spot.
Dondon: Bro, I scored this gammy-eyed nurse last night who was ripe for the T-Rexing. It took her fuckin' hours to find me in the darkness!

Fanwing: Bad cunt...

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Consuming alcohol to such a point that two things happen:

1. As mentioned above, one holds one's arms in a perched position as a T-Rex might;

and 2. When attempting to walk, one stumbles around in a stomping fashion as a T-Rex might, often destroying whatever gets in the way.

Optional: A drunken roar every now and then.
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