-Your arms curl up as your fingers point outwards as if you were a retarded T-Rex dinosaur.
- Staring off into oblivion
- unable to speak a clear modern language
This condition was made famous by a man named Pat Brister from the small mountain town of Granite Falls, Washington.
1. As mentioned above, one holds one's arms in a perched position as a T-Rex might;
and 2. When attempting to walk, one stumbles around in a stomping fashion as a T-Rex might, often destroying whatever gets in the way.
Optional: A drunken roar every now and then.
Home row is overrated. I'll stick with T-Rexing!