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T-Cad is a beverage that causes erectile dysfunction. If anybody is to drink T-Cad, they would have to strap down their penis to their thigh with some firm duct tape. If you are a girl, you will sprout a penis and have to deal with the effects of the drink. If T-Cad is spilt on the body, you will sprout nipples upon the area it was exposed to.

No one is safe.
I drank too much T-Cad.
God dammit my penis could pierce a mammoth.
by dabid mulan August 06, 2012

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