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Top lady; top girl; lady above any other girl. Most people call their mother or girlfriend/wife this.
My mother will forever be my T lady.
T lady by Rachael Johnston December 10, 2007
the woman that gave birth to you; your mother
let me ask my t-lady before we go.
t-lady by drea November 30, 2004
Short for Tummy Lady. the woman who carried you in her womb.
I gotta go visit my t-lady.
t-lady by daddylongstroke January 19, 2007

ain't lady less she over 280 

It's a chubby chaser's way of saying unless she's 280 she ain't their type of girl
Feller: What do you think of big girls?
Guy: Well she ain't lady less she over 280

t jones / t lady 

originated in the dallas, texas area in the early 90's meaning your birth mother
"Hey Jboy why your girl mad at you, cause I cussed out her t jones.

Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis 

Used to cheer someone up.

When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.
Guy 1: Hey dude I know you just lost your job, but don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis.

Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!