The crappiets city in upstate new york. Rochester and Buffalo are both better. Syracuse doesn't have the advantage of the scenery and recreation of being on one of the great lakes like the other two are, yet gets EVEN more snow than them.
by finaticguy120 July 4, 2005
A type of harlot indigenous to Syracuse, New York who desperately craves attention from men. She thinks that performing sexual favors will equate her status with that of the man. Most prized by the Syracuse Slut is musician fellatio, especially if famous.
He gave just a look, and she followed him into the bathroom and dropped to her knees. He unzipped his tight leather jeans and she immediately began fellating the guitarist. Moments later he had forgotten about her, but for her it was so very special. Jen is a Syracuse Slut.
by Dusky Jewel July 11, 2018
Something like a college
Where you supposedly gain knowledge
A beautiful campus set in a bad city
The time and place to get extremely shitty
Now the people are of their own
And their wealth is very much shown
Frat boys drinking all over the yard
Girls running their daddy's credit card
Known for basketball and the Dome
Expensive cars and rockin the chrome
BMW, porche, benz and audi
These japs know how to fucking party
Look for the uggs in the snow
Cause the bar scene is always a go
Faegans if you're official
Lucy's for the superficial
Head to Chucks--it's the sports bar
Then walk to Harry's cause its not far
Cross the street, Darwins for some shots
and if all else fails, Maggies is the one for the tots
Aside from the drinking watch out for the drugs,
The campus food and girls giving out fake hugs
Be aware that it will snow and rain
But when the sun comes out you’ll go flip flop insane
If you’re a freshman don’t carry the orange lanyards
If you’re a sophomore yell FRESHMEN outta your cars
If you’re a junior you’re probably abroad overseas
And if you’re a senior live it up, please!
Senior Sundays
Chillin Mondays
Tuesday box of wine (bring the loot)
Wednesday, rock paper scissor…shoot
Thirsty Thurs, the weekend starts no doubt
Themed party on Fri… yep another blackout
Sat? Lots to do then
After that…start the cycle over again.
Work as hard or as little as you please
But be prepared to explain those C’s
Newhouse for communications
Greek houses for crazy initiations
Fake sun at Garbo’s upstairs
Sit out at Starbucks on the chairs
J.Michaels for the latest styles
Marshall Street: all smiles
All colleges seem somewhat the same
After all it’s one big game
Tell the parents you’re studying and staying in
Hang up the phone, let the fun begin
However Cuse is unlike any other, just so grand
But unless you go here… you just.. wouldn’t.. understand.
Where you supposedly gain knowledge
A beautiful campus set in a bad city
The time and place to get extremely shitty
Now the people are of their own
And their wealth is very much shown
Frat boys drinking all over the yard
Girls running their daddy's credit card
Known for basketball and the Dome
Expensive cars and rockin the chrome
BMW, porche, benz and audi
These japs know how to fucking party
Look for the uggs in the snow
Cause the bar scene is always a go
Faegans if you're official
Lucy's for the superficial
Head to Chucks--it's the sports bar
Then walk to Harry's cause its not far
Cross the street, Darwins for some shots
and if all else fails, Maggies is the one for the tots
Aside from the drinking watch out for the drugs,
The campus food and girls giving out fake hugs
Be aware that it will snow and rain
But when the sun comes out you’ll go flip flop insane
If you’re a freshman don’t carry the orange lanyards
If you’re a sophomore yell FRESHMEN outta your cars
If you’re a junior you’re probably abroad overseas
And if you’re a senior live it up, please!
Senior Sundays
Chillin Mondays
Tuesday box of wine (bring the loot)
Wednesday, rock paper scissor…shoot
Thirsty Thurs, the weekend starts no doubt
Themed party on Fri… yep another blackout
Sat? Lots to do then
After that…start the cycle over again.
Work as hard or as little as you please
But be prepared to explain those C’s
Newhouse for communications
Greek houses for crazy initiations
Fake sun at Garbo’s upstairs
Sit out at Starbucks on the chairs
J.Michaels for the latest styles
Marshall Street: all smiles
All colleges seem somewhat the same
After all it’s one big game
Tell the parents you’re studying and staying in
Hang up the phone, let the fun begin
However Cuse is unlike any other, just so grand
But unless you go here… you just.. wouldn’t.. understand.
I love college. I attend Syracuse University.
by *CUSE CUSE CUSE* June 2, 2005
the university on the hill. syracuse university is a top private school boasting one of the top three communication departments in the nation. it has about 11,000 undergrads and is attended mostly by students from new england, long island, and new jersey. it dominates in basketball and lacrosse. orange is seen all over campus and is the symbol of the school.
home to preps, japs, and ultimately the rich.
home to preps, japs, and ultimately the rich.
high school senior #1: what schools did you apply to?
high school senior #2: schools? i applied to syracuse university early decision, orange is for me.
high school senior #2: schools? i applied to syracuse university early decision, orange is for me.
by igotocuse March 26, 2007
If a woman discloses to her friends that she has not had a sexual partner who has been able to successfully bring her to climax, those friends may organize a Syracuse Barbecue, during which they will team up to give the orgasm-virgin her first orgasm.
I'm sorry to hear that your partners have not been able to satisfy you sexually. It's time for a good old fashioned Syracuse Barbecue.
by AustinBoston July 3, 2015
A boring town in indiana. Filled with lakers and snotty rich kids that go to wawasee middle school, high school, and elementary. Only attraction in this small boring town is the lakes, Lake wawasee ( which is the biggest natural lake in Indiana ) and Syracuse Lake. The area is full of lakes if you travel a little out of town by North webster. Let's just say you don't want to live there, it sucks.
Guy: Heyyyyy, my family is going to syracuse indiana this weekend want to come?
Guy #2: Dude, what do they do there? like milk cows?
Guy #2: Dude, what do they do there? like milk cows?
by Tripppppp December 31, 2016
Going down on a girl after eating cheetos, so her muff looks like the furry Syracuse University mascott Otto.
by Duke January 22, 2003