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Most ghetto place on earth. Home to the most rapists and criminals in all of California. Second in white trash only to Riverside. Known for many homosexual residents.
Idiot: Want to go cruise Sylmar tonight

SmartKid:DO you want to get shot and raped??? HELL NO. Lets chill in a nice neighborhood like Granada Hills
Sylmar by Ejo1800 January 9, 2008
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A stinking overpopulated shithole in the North San Fernando Valley of Los Angeles. Like everywhere else in California, it's overrun with fat cholos in Dodger gear that drive around annoying everyone with their loud pipes, and blasting the woofers out of their shitty Hondas. The bitches are all fat frumpy dropouts with an IQ of 2 that curse like inmates and waddle down the street ready to bust out their 5th little gangbanger. I used to have a crush on a girl that lived here in college, but she turned out to be a carpetmuncher. Fuck this place sideways with a hot iron dildo, thank God I'm out of here in a couple of days.
"Sylmar is the nipple of the Valley. How did you get stuck here?"

"My car broke down."

"Oh. I'm sorry. Try the squirrel tacos, with a side of fat bitches."
Sylmar by Arturo Sandoval, DDS September 2, 2018

Sylmar High School 

A high school in the San Fernando Valley. On the North East side of the valley. People there are mainly "OK", by that I mean some act nice while others are just plain assholes and bitches. Even though its surrounded by a low income community, some people try to show off like their rich but they're just fakes. It's not how you would say an "academic achieving" school.Also Sylmar is the best at football and girls volleyball. Always beat San Fernando in almost everything. Overall to be honest I give Sylmar High School a 3/10.
San Fernando High School: "Were finally going to beat Sylmar!!!"

Sylmar High School: "Idiots, I just hope we don't get shot. Everyone got their bullet-proof vests on?"

Sylmar City 

A new gang in the valle that have pedo with flappers and backed up by Pacas 13. They claim all of Sylmar 91342. Mostly new youngsters and smaller crews. The main clicka is Slyeros clicka. Sylmar City XIX
Sylmar City by Mono Locote March 27, 2009

Sylargasm 

A fan-made degree of happiness, based on NBC's "Heroes" Sylar. May be induced by Zachary Quinto at any time.
Person One: Did you see him topless? *sylargasm.*
Sylargasm by Sylargasm. October 17, 2008

Silmarillion 

A masterpiece written by J.R.R. Tolkien and published by his son Christopher Tolkien, less known than The Lord of the Rings. It tells you how the Middle-earth was created and expands the knowledge of the events that took place in the First and Second Age.
If you have seen or read The Lord of the Rings and you haven´t read The Silmarillion.... you don't know anything about the Middle-earth.
Silmarillion by Narthalion August 15, 2004