1 definition by Arturo Sandoval, DDS
A stinking overpopulated shithole in the North San Fernando Valley of Los Angeles. Like everywhere else in California, it's overrun with fat cholos in Dodger gear that drive around annoying everyone with their loud pipes, and blasting the woofers out of their shitty Hondas. The bitches are all fat frumpy dropouts with an IQ of 2 that curse like inmates and waddle down the street ready to bust out their 5th little gangbanger. I used to have a crush on a girl that lived here in college, but she turned out to be a carpetmuncher. Fuck this place sideways with a hot iron dildo, thank God I'm out of here in a couple of days.
"Sylmar is the nipple of the Valley. How did you get stuck here?"
"My car broke down."
"Oh. I'm sorry. Try the squirrel tacos, with a side of fat bitches."
"My car broke down."
"Oh. I'm sorry. Try the squirrel tacos, with a side of fat bitches."
by Arturo Sandoval, DDS September 2, 2018