Swoof is a word to determine whether or not someone is lieng. Used between friends it is a pact that they will not lie to each other on this word. If they do the other
person is allowed to kick the person in the
balls at 37.8% top speed.
Synonyms: Swear, Promise, For
real
Bob: Dude! Last night at the night club was so
crazy, I hooked up with like 5
girls.
George: Really?
Bob: Yeah dude! Swear on my mothers life!
George: Swoof?
Bob: Nah, but I danced with this one fat
girl