Swollen Turkey Neck Share definition Flag The inflamed itchy bumps on males balls, often resemble a turkey neck. Wife: Why are your hands in your pants?Husband: I have a swollen Turkey Neck. Now get off my back. Swollen Turkey Neck by Web7433 September 16, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Swollen Turkey Neck mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch