Swine dick refers to someone having a cold/flu or swine flu going to touch a tv remote after adjusting their balls giving the next person to use it "swine dick."
Person 1: *adjusts self and changes channel*
Person 2: Oh hell nah, now I'm going to get the swine flu.
Person 1: Screw that, more like swine dick!
Person 2: Oh hell nah, now I'm going to get the swine flu.
Person 1: Screw that, more like swine dick!
by itzdjsplitz May 4, 2009