1. (v) to trick; to fool; to send for a loop
2. (n) the act of being tricked
1. The identity thief swerved everyone.
2. That was a funny swerve.
by Marchant July 23, 2004
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Used to describe the feeling of intoxication and the feelings associated with the aforementioned condition. Usually caused by vodka and monster shots. Accompanied by grandiose delusions that are characterized by fantastical beliefs that one is famous, omnipotent, or otherwise very powerful. Included in these delusions is the belief that you are the hottest chic in the club no matter what. All the guys want you and all the girls are jealous of you.

The more shots that are consumed the stronger the delusions become. The only known cure is chili cheese fries at 3am and a verbal debate with someone over a topic you can't recall the next day.
Yeah, I am walking funny, I got my swerve on.

ooh, I felt that shot, adding to my swerve!

Let me get on the dance floor and show off this swerve.

Ya, these witches are looking at me, they are jealous of my swerve.
by Feelin Da Swerve February 4, 2010
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Can be used in place of "groove."
Used most often in a sexual reference.
by Big Cat Capone January 20, 2005
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To Sike or to change your mind, hell no!

Can be used after working someone
Oh he looks cute from far away, oh wait no he doesn't! Swerv

Your mom is so dirty she brings crabs to the beach ohhh swerv!
by VickyTrollen March 4, 2013
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I couldn't be arsed to talk to her, so i gave her the swerve.
by Wise Man October 2, 2003
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The act of being intoxicated or otherwise inebriated to the point of being pirate faced making the individual unable to drive or walk in a straight line.

Driving while not focusing on the road and swerving around
Past Tense
Damn I can't believe Lil Mike got a dewey last night. I guess he got his swerve on after he left the bar.
by sickbeats May 17, 2007
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