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1.
Used to describe the feeling of intoxication and the feelings associated with the aforementioned condition. Usually caused by vodka and monster shots. Accompanied by grandiose delusions that are characterized by fantastical beliefs that one is famous, omnipotent, or otherwise very powerful. Included in these delusions is the belief that you are the hottest chic in the club no matter what. All the guys want you and all the girls are jealous of you.

The more shots that are consumed the stronger the delusions become. The only known cure is chili cheese fries at 3am and a verbal debate with someone over a topic you can't recall the next day.
Yeah, I am walking funny, I got my swerve on.

ooh, I felt that shot, adding to my swerve!

Let me get on the dance floor and show off this swerve.

Ya, these witches are looking at me, they are jealous of my swerve.
by Feelin Da Swerve February 04, 2010