A man or woman wielding a weapon, i.e. a gun, knife, or deadly fists that demand you allow them to take your
underwear in collateral with your life. The Swass Bandit may go
impromptu during the theft and demand you spread your
butt cheeks so they can sniff and lick your sweaty asshole. This will usually happen within the hottest months of the summer.
Whilst
walking home home from work, it was really hot and I was
ambushed by a Swass Bandit. She came out of the bushes and demanded to sniff my panties. I happily obliged as the knife was sharp, and readily spread my
ass cheeks to indulge the Swass Bandits fetish.