Swagger Monkey

A pet monkey that is blinged out, taught to walk with swagger, skateboards, plays basketball, and is owned by a player

person 1:Bro, did you see that fly ass swagger monkey!

Person 2: ya dude i wish i had that much skillz

Swagger Monkey by jrodisamazurful February 26, 2010

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swagger money

Can be used as an emotional response from an individual and/or a method of explaining the sheer amount of wealth and swag one may have.

"yoooo i'm feeling really swagger money right now"
"my swagger money is immaculate and beyond any possible human comprehension."

swagger money by zennno January 11, 2021

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swagger money morgz

a person who owns a frog bucket hat and they have a plant obsession. they are VERY swag and can save drowning people. they also hate toddlers and babies or anyone younger than them. they will bop bop you if you do something bad 👺

person 1: she’s so swagger money morgz, i could never
person 2: what does that mean??
person 1: basically the swaggest human being alive, so not you 🥰

swagger money morgz by cinnamontoastcrunchies October 22, 2020

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Monkey Shagger

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Monkey Shagger: shag monkeys get aids 😎

Monkey Shagger by Monkey Shagger October 17, 2019

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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