Surf Homer 

Generally refers to a large group of soccer parents who, despite being abused by a popular youth soccer club based in San Diego, continue to sing its praises.

Me: Hey Som & Deb why do you continue to trudge through muddy horse manure laden parking lots to deal with pretentious parents and snotty kids when there are a million other clubs out there?

Them: Because we love Surf and need the Surf patch to validate our self worth!

Me: You are such Surf Homers!

Surf Homer by usernamenotfound401 December 18, 2014

surf hangover 

When you've surfed so good and hard that you don't have any energy the next day - even for your girlfriend.

Man, the waves were so good yesterday that I have a surf hangover today and can't see you tonight.

surf hangover by keladavi May 18, 2014

surf herpes 

Any disease that can be contracted by surfing in contaminated waters; commonly hepatitis or "the hep."

"Fuck man, did you hear Vince got the surf herpes?"

or slang

"Fuck man, did you hear Vince got the surf herps?"

surf herpes by JeremyO July 8, 2006

surf hair 

The dry, semi-stringy texture of a person's hair after surfing in the ocean and spending hours in the sun. Usually used as a term by people who surf a lot.

"Rebecca has surf hair from being on the waves so often."

surf hair by surfsince96 June 16, 2017

surf her internet

A metaphor for the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Ken went round to Barbies place to "surf her internet".

surf her internet by james October 29, 2003

Hadji Don't Surf 

Hadji became a derogatory name used by American troops to describe enemy fighters during the war in Iraq. The phrase "Hadji Don't Surf" is based on “CHARLIE DON’T SURF!” from the Viet Nam war movie “Apocalypse Now.” The phrase "Hadji Don't Surf" is a morale declaration that Americans are militarily and culturally superior to their Iraqi enemies.

Captain: "We've been ordered to secure that town TODAY."
Sergeant frowns: "Hmm... that will be a challenge, sir."
Captain smiles. "Yeah, but Hadji don't surf."

Hadji Don't Surf by aerodrome January 14, 2013

hospital surf 

Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.

After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.

hospital surf by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006